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Mark Packer |
Outside
The Lines College Game Day Awards
This
week's Southern Fried column is dedicated to one of my favorite
passions in life - college football. When I first started
hosting a radio show on WFNZ back in 1997, I came up with
an idea that I knew would be a guaranteed success. I thought
it would be a stroke of genius to create a college football
tailgate tour and travel throughout the Southeast to the best
college football games each weekend.
All
I needed was a free RV, free food and free tickets. In a few
short months after starting at WFNZ, I found the perfect sponsors
for my dream concept. Plus, I allowed listeners of the show
to come on board if they could supply me and our staff with
tickets to the game. All I needed was a catchy name or phrase
to jump-start my college football tour. After a night of jotting
notes for a radio show after a dinner of fried chicken, it
struck me - the "Southern Fried Football Tour".
It
was the perfect name. I liked it so much, that I immediately
called a trademark attorney and started the process to "own
the name and the marks" to Southern Fried Football. Since
the 1998 college football season, I have traveled over 18,000
miles and attended more than 45 college football games on
our infamous Tour. The Southern Fried Football Tour has been
written about in numerous national publications and has been
mentioned on ESPN, CBS and other various sporting radio and
television networks.
Last
season, I formed Southern Fried Football Inc., and even created
a Web site - www.southernfriedfootball.com - to document the
travels, the teams, the co-eds, Southern Fried merchandise,
sponsors and anything else you need to know about college
football in the South. The Web site has received over 3 million
hits this college football season.
The
entire experience has been greater than anything that I could
imagine. Plus, my wife has been overly kind with her lenience
and patience towards my passion in life. For my 40th birthday
last weekend, she gave me a roundtrip ticket to Baton Rouge
so I could go back to my old stomping grounds at LSU, and
catch a night game at Tiger Stadium. Now, that's love!
So
with that said, I am going to give you some insight into the
wonderful experiences that await you at a college football
game in the South. Hopefully, this list will help you in attending
future college football games. Here are Packman's Southern
Fried Football Awards:
Best
Tailgate Party: LSU in Baton Rouge. There is no better spot
to enjoy the sights, smells and sounds of college football
than checking out the Bayou Bengals on a Saturday night in
Tiger Stadium. It is worth the trip just to partake in the
homemade jambalaya and other Cajun cuisines and brews. Honorable
mention: University of Tennessee in Knoxville. The Tennessee
River and the Vol Navy sets it apart from all the others.
Best
Looking Co-eds: University of Georgia in Athens. No college
football game road trip is complete without a little eye candy
while you get ready for the big game. The University of Georgia
has the most incredible collection of beautiful women in the
South. Go check out a game at Georgia - even if you don't
have a ticket. Honorable mention: Ole Miss in Oxford. It is
the Old South in every shape, way and form. The Grove is unique.
Best
Pre-game Tradition: Howard's Rock in Death Valley at Clemson
University. When the Tigers rub Howard's Rock at the top of
the hill, and enter the stadium to the sound of the cannon,
the band and 80,000 fans, a chill runs up every spine in the
stadium. It can't be duplicated. Honorable mention: Williams-Brice
Stadium at the University of South Carolina. The theme of
2001 blaring over the loud speakers will get anybody jacked
up to play.
Best
Marching Band: The Million Dollar Band at the University of
Alabama. This is a tough category, because you can make a
case for a half dozen bands; but the brass and "Hey Alabama"
song are tough to beat. The Million Dollar Band never disappoints
at home or on the road. Honorable mention: Too many to name.
Worst
Parking for a game: University of Tennessee. Where do you
put 110,000 fans? Knoxville is a nightmare for parking, unless
you travel via boat. Honorable mention: University of Georgia.
The good news is that there are tons of co-eds that will walk
by while you try to find a spot (see best coeds above).
Most
Underrated Gameday experience: Appalachian State University
in Boone. Great atmosphere and terrific people make a trip
to Boone a great weekend. Check out a game in mid-October
and you can add the North Carolina mountains and leaves changing
to the mix. Honorable mention: Carter-Finley at N.C State
University. Easy parking, upgraded stadium, and a Top 10 football
team; it's hard to beat the momentum sparked by Chuck Amato
and the Wolfpack faithful. State fans know how to tailgate,
too.
Best
Bar on Gameday: The ESSO Club in Clemson. Before, during or
even after the game, you can't beat the drink specials, the
entertainment and good times at the ESSO Club. The converted
gas station is a Southern institution. Honorable mention:
The Purple Porpoise across from the "Swamp" at Florida.
A wild scene and easy walking distance to and from the stadium.
Best
stadium: Tiger Stadium at LSU; Great architecture that incorporates
the old and the new. The 92,000 fans sauced for a night game
are as entertaining as the game itself. Night games are much
more enjoyable than day games.
The
list can go on and on, so do yourself a favor and check out
a college football game. If you want more information, log
onto www.southernfriedfootball.com, or better yet, come on
board the Southern Fried Football Tour. |